Where else would a hungry walrus go for food in Stratford but Yo! Sushi?
Horace was disappointed by the lack of clams and sea cucumbers, but he had his fill of goza.
It is a little known fact that Walruses are extremely talented gardeners. Sadly, the arctic conditions of their native habitat give them few opportunities to make use of this talent.
In the more favourable climate of south London, the walrus can garden to their heart’s content. It is not unusual to see, at night, a small army of walruses, digging, harvesting and planting.